Aperture Science is a leading research and development company dedicated to advancing science through innovation, experimentation and ocassionally questionable decision-making.
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Absolutely, Aperture Science takes safety very seriously. We have several safety procedures such as watching you until you fall asleep to ensure that your customer experence is unmatched.
We strongly recommend following all provided instructions. And we mean all.
Also known as the Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Device, the Portal Gun allows the user to create two portals through which object and people can travel through, no matter the distance.
A much sleeker and self-contained method of teleportation as compared to our competitors. *Ahem* (Black Mesa)
Return? We've never had anyone try return a product before. Probably because they enjoyed it too much and totally not because they didn't surive. Are you suggesting you aren't satisfied?
Look at our reviews page to get a better understanding of the user experience.
Delivery times can vary depending on locations and product ordered. If your requested product grows legs and decides to wander off, Aperture Science cannot take responsibility to maintain delivery times.
No. Aperture Science operates independently and has absolutely no interest whatsoever in Black Mesa. None. Please stop asking.
Well, by using our products your may find yourself with a newfound look of brilliance getting to use the forefront of experiemental technology.
And maybe moon-rock poisoning.
The Companion Cube is a weighted storage cube designed to assist test subjects during test.
Please do not attempt to form an emotional attachement to it.
We've said it before, the cake is real stop spreading lies.
We are committed to giving you the most innovative, exciting (and potentially dangerous) technology. Who wouldn't want that?